IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION NEEDED!!!!

Hey, so due to some very confused (and worried and shocked) e-mails, I realized that I needed to add a clarification.

Sex on the Beach IS A DRINK. I wish I could make that bigger, but I don't know how.

So don't worry. My flower is still in tact. Or hasn't been picked. My ship hasn't sailed. I still have my V-Card. Or however you want to put it.

No need to freak out.

It tastes like orange juice.

Here's a picture.