Friday, July 1, 2011

Dear Bugs (Part 2)

Hello Bug Warriors,
Though I appreciate your continued avoidance of the facial-region, your recent behavior is unacceptable and can only be understood as a declaration of war. I realize that I hold the responsibility of being the bigger person, being that I am both bigger and a person, and I should stop the maddness by refusing to escalate the violence, but you have left me with little choice. Your actions and creation of a ping-pong ball sized welt on my wrist will not go without consequence. Consider yourself warned.
Kindly,
Lila Carpenter


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